mission impossible
So Tom Cruise made MI-1 (I'm not sure, but I think it was just called MI at the time), and MI-2..
Then he waited a couple of years, got a lil insane, and then made MI-3.. I'm not sure of the chronological order of craziness vs. MI-3.. depends really on how long it took to make the movie.. which in turn depends on how crazy he was.. MAN.. this is ONE viscous (spelling??) circle..
ok ok.. I digress..
So the point is, that MI-4 will come along soon enough, and then we get to the intesting one.. MI-5.
Here's what I think is gonna happen..
Her royal highness, the queen of England, fed up with the promiscuity of 007, James Bond (because we ALL know the royal family aint promiscuous!) will look overseas for her no.1 agent..
She finds Tom Cruise, and says to herself "hem hem.. lets give him a shot"
So he comes..
on his motorbike..
blows wind up her skirt..
After a lot of "hem-hemming" and an excuse for the maralyn monroe "skirt move", she sends him on a mission..
Pissed off at having to give birth with her mouth closed and her eyes open, Katie Homes stars as the villian.. an American Housewive seeking revenge..
Theres the usual ensuing saga.. couple of people are killed, some hot sex scenes, perhaps the occasional silent birth.. the usual stuff.. so I'll cut to the chase.
Katie Homes falls desperately back in love with TC, proclaiming that she'll never open her mouth again..
TC, suddenly feels desperately homesick, and while chasing after Canadian Terrorist, stops head in his track and sings the Star Sprangles Banner..
The Queen (god bless her), takes the bus to Selfridges to buy a new dress..
Now theres a movie everyone would watch ;-)
Then he waited a couple of years, got a lil insane, and then made MI-3.. I'm not sure of the chronological order of craziness vs. MI-3.. depends really on how long it took to make the movie.. which in turn depends on how crazy he was.. MAN.. this is ONE viscous (spelling??) circle..
ok ok.. I digress..
So the point is, that MI-4 will come along soon enough, and then we get to the intesting one.. MI-5.
Here's what I think is gonna happen..
Her royal highness, the queen of England, fed up with the promiscuity of 007, James Bond (because we ALL know the royal family aint promiscuous!) will look overseas for her no.1 agent..
She finds Tom Cruise, and says to herself "hem hem.. lets give him a shot"
So he comes..
on his motorbike..
blows wind up her skirt..
After a lot of "hem-hemming" and an excuse for the maralyn monroe "skirt move", she sends him on a mission..
Pissed off at having to give birth with her mouth closed and her eyes open, Katie Homes stars as the villian.. an American Housewive seeking revenge..
Theres the usual ensuing saga.. couple of people are killed, some hot sex scenes, perhaps the occasional silent birth.. the usual stuff.. so I'll cut to the chase.
Katie Homes falls desperately back in love with TC, proclaiming that she'll never open her mouth again..
TC, suddenly feels desperately homesick, and while chasing after Canadian Terrorist, stops head in his track and sings the Star Sprangles Banner..
The Queen (god bless her), takes the bus to Selfridges to buy a new dress..
Now theres a movie everyone would watch ;-)
posted by Hamlet at 6:44 AM
2 Comments:
LMAO.....Scientology does make life a li'l more interesting in this blogger's world.
Canadian Terrorists, eh?
Katie Holmes, yes, the cross-eyed, lopsided gaze diva herself, loved the bit about the closed mouth, as if she could.
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